The Starburst Story

At the beginning of the summer I went to a party with my girlfriend. We went our separate ways to talk to our own friends for a while. She comes up to me 30 minutes later with the most disgusting story I have ever heard.

She was with her girlfriends when they noticed a guy on the other side of the room with a really fucked up face. They walked over to him and as they got closer they saw that the entire left side of his face was raw and scabby with pus oozing out of some spots. One of the girls asked him what the hell was wrong with his face.

To this he eagerly replied:

“Oh, let me tell you. Well, me and my girlfriend were bored a few weeks ago so we decided to do something different. So, we put five Starburst up her pussy, waited a few minutes, and then I ate them out. A couple days later her pussy hurt so she went to the doctor. Before he had a look he asked her if she had done anything to it recently, and so she told him what we had done. Then the doctor takes a look in her pussy and comes out with one Starburst in his hand. My girlfriend looked at him and said, ‘That’s impossible, my boyfriend put five Starburst up there and I saw him eat all five. He knows he ate all five of them.’ To this the doctor says, ‘Well, your boyfriend ate four Starburst and one herpes sac.’”

At first I wanted to throw up when I heard this, but then I got to thinking. Maybe herpes sacs taste like Starburst. Maybe they are cubic shaped. I’d bet they would taste like cherry if anything.